Hi. I'm Ernie.

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Wow. “We did this for the show.” http://bit.ly/gnxbd #balloonboy #holycrap

It’s amazing that the #balloonboy has captured our collective attention in this way.

#balloonboy win. http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7343/freshprinceofhotair.jpg

Good god, this experimental aircraft thing is amazing.

Kid was on Wife Swap. Story got more crazy/awesome

At the risk of sounding like a stick in the mud, I’ve been thinking a lot about this lately. http://bit.ly/2GUfka #journalism

It’s annoying that no mainstream news outlet is writing about Capt. Lou Albano’s death. MTV’s sourcing some wrestling site.

Protip: Never go to Au Bon Pain. Ever. Their food is super-expensive and you’ll be starving again within the hour.